what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
oki doki im not watchin this. this demon thing just attacked the girl in the woods and the demon puked this black thorn vine and the vine went up the girl’s vagina im not even kidding i dont know where else it couldve gone im so not watching this fucking bullshit
fuck this im gonna watch the amazing race canada
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
snapchats from agent maria hill
Im 20 minutes into this horror movie and now i just want to know whats gonna happen
why do i do this to myself
There’s this cat at my local shelter that looks exactly like Nicolas Cage, which I think is as good a reason as any to adopt a pet.
OH MY GOD
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
I was thinking about the way Simon kisses Kieren and how everyone laughs at him because he kisses strangely. What we forget is that neither Kieren or Simon can feel so it must be difficult for them to do so. Also, it’s funny that they want to touch or kiss when they can’t feel the touch. Not that I will complain but I would like to know if their brains kept memories of their old life so, maybe, they have the impression to feel something?
Cook loves to take pictures.
what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
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selfless characters loving selfish characters
selfish characters loving selfless characters
me crying in the background
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”