I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.
hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight
and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky
sebastian stan is my spirit animal in PE
"Girls with armpit hair are gross "
bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up
one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Wolverine had a great Easter this year. [x]
Hugh Jackman voiced the easter bunny. This is the best meta I’ve ever seen.
sebastian stan has made out with more boys then I have
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Coffee Shop AU
Bucky probably has the vaguest recollection of this scrawny kid he used to know - always sickly. Probably tried some kind of new experimental drug that did wonders for his various ailments. Joined the army and now is known as ‘the guy with the arms and the face’ to most of the coffee-shop patrons.
Steve’s compassion and sense of duty probably lead to him putting himself at risk on countless occasions to save people where others had considered them already lost - earning him the nickname “Super Soldier”
Maybe Bucky signed up with him and the accident happened on a tour and he was shipped out of there looking like he wasn’t going to make it. Perhaps Steve got the wrong information and was told Bucky had passed away. Bucky went into rehab for his lost limb, but had suffered massive head trauma and his memory just didn’t seem to be returning. Not to mention a severe attitude shift with the loss of memories.
He eventually is down to one PT session a week and they’re hard pressed to treat him for PTSD because he doesn’t seem to remember much of what happened to him.
He ends up working in a cafe called The Red Room - a popular student hang out. But his boss is an absolute tyrant and treats Bucky pretty poorly considering he knows Bucky can’t lose the job or he wont be able to afford to live. So he takes full advantage. The only upside is his co-worker Nat who is an absolute fire-cracker.
They were briefly romantically inclined, before moving to FWB and eventually back to just friends. Nat’s now seeing a guy called Clint - well Bucky thinks she is but they seem to be off as much as they’re on but there’s definitely chemistry.
Then one day, this hot blonde walks in and everything turns upside-down for Bucky.
it’s like we currently live in a dystopian reality but instead of everyone being blissfully ignorant, we all know exactly how horrible everything is, and we feel powerless against it, so we just laugh. and laugh. and laugh.
I’ve been cataloging examples of this.
Been calling it post postmodernism.
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single
This trapped animal look was awful. That’s not the Winter Soldier. That’s the scared little kid he turns into when he’s confused and in pain. Because the Winter Soldier is a machine. But when the scrap of Bucky that’s still in there starts banging around, the machine goes fetal and he just reverts to this child like thing.
And he knows there’s no help coming. There’s no extraction or exfil plan for the Winter Soldier. He gets himself out or he goes down with the ship. And he’s failed at his mission, so he’s probably expecting Steve to kill him here. He can’t understand why Steve saves him. He’s scared and he’s confused and he’s angry and he doesn’t like feeling any of these things because he doesn’t understand them at all and he liked it better when he didn’t have to feel them.